Thursday, January 28, 2010

Opening Prayer For The Debutant

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I just returned from Guadalajara, joined a wonderful city in my top favorite cities worldwide.
My hosts were wonderful and lovely people I met (ahhhh, and my foreign readers, if you were disappointed by the horrible Chilanga and chilangos should go to Guadalajara, the city is full of very pretty girls and handsome men).
I will not dwell unnecessarily, as this post is a collaboration of one of my lovely new friends in town, just give a history: my host and new friends took me to the best holiday places in the city, our itinerary included the "Warlords", a gay transvestite arrabalero to show "two bucks" (in the words of my friends, after I could see by watching a "clothed" Lorena Herrera dress, ufff). In short, my friends (gay pride) I talked about the incredible categories into which the male gay community, this slang I found it very fun and interesting, and I find it very useful to my readers "bugas" when they are immersed in a talk gay and not want to lose detail.
I leave you with this gem of pop culture.

"from dog to dog"

No matter what they say the communists and idealistic humanist, is not it the famous phrase "WE ARE ALL EQUAL" is not at all true. Because even among them bitches are no races, today we aim run a very interesting exercise for everyone s: together a categorization of people of homosexual orientation, among whom I include myself willingly and very honorably.

also aims to give some specific definitions of the word "jotito" for people outside any cultural and folk movement of this circle people can better understand what they say l @ s chic @ s cool.

Basics:

- BUGA. Heterosexual preference Everyone, everyone who is not joto, bisexual or lesbian BUGA. Example: Your dad is BUGA (no exceptions).

- Joto. Without further explanation, no matter what sub you continue, all but everyone in the world are gay queers.

- PASSIVE (pill) That gay sexual practice that likes to be the child or penetrate it more bluntly.

- ACTIVA. The counterpart of the tablet, is the penetrating.

- BIKE. Preferably those bisexual, pa'delate and pa'atrĂ¡s pedaling. For

openly and further ado let us then to the categories of jotitos:

- inflatable. The very obvious, everyone joto no matter the place, you can be street and a coffee or the antrum, the case all the time is jumping from the obvious which is normally used clothing woman very ajustadita and goes all bobbed down the street, she very pretty. Needless to say, leaping dances. Cultural data: in Spain FEATHERS are told.

(The author of "The fatwa column" permitted a note: a gesture is classic jumper Levato jumping and screaming little hands to many situations, such as when passing a mouse running against ell @ s).

- bisexuals. Manly looking man is gay (he says) but likes to have sex with men, usually masons or laborers, often with incentives such as access chelas, drugs or money. NOT a prostitute.

- JACKAL. One gay male image but very very rude. Tattoos, beards, as cholo image.

- CHICHIFO. One who is always looking for sponsorship, looking for someone to pay you everything, and sometimes rewarded with sexual favors. But beware: you can have friends or boyfriends chichifos chichifos.

- Trauma or CLOSETERAS. Regular drills are queers have to save face in a society of double standards, which go to their sporting clubs and in the showers Birolo suffer from eye looking in all directions. They usually go with their poles striped dress pants but a little tight and cardigans, that is all about rich kids with girlfriends, his favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain because they are identified and who do everything behind the door and hiding .

- MODERN. Are those that are "very alternative" who like Bjork and the cinema of David Lynch, who feel educated by going to art shows with their appearance but really sloppy pass hours to accomplish this look, skinny jeans (very tight) neon colors, dirty hair and love to go out in social networks poses very studied for people to notice what they are cultured and artistic.

(The author of "The fatwa column" permitted a note: at this point in the explanation my friends told me: "If you were Jack would be modern.").

- TOXIC. Those chemicals needed to have fun.

- fellows. Usually elderly, are those who are willing to pay for company or a relationship. The couples are usually older people much less than using the situation to become department, university or benefits to his family. Example ... Paco is a scholarship from Louis.

- LEATHER. Biker, passion for leather garments and leather, tattoos, chains, mustache and beard.

- BEARS. A section of the gay community is quite well defined and closed, are people looking hairy and usually above 30. People below this age with these characteristics are called puppies and instead to the very old polar bears.

- PUTO. The charged aka prostitutes for sexual services.

For a first class is sufficient later we find out more terms, especially those implemented for girls lesbo: slipper, trailers, butch, lipstick , Boheme, etc ...

Why do you think that is called sexual diversity? A rainbow of possibilities and attitudes. We read soon would you like? And always remember: BEING GAY IS ONE THING AND ANOTHER IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO BE A GAY.

hug and kiss.

Attn:

AMPOYETA Moyet.

is all dear readers and wanted to thank you for your cooperation Ampoyeta Moyet, the first in the history of "The fatwa column."

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